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Revolutionary New Software For The Discerning Windows®XP User
Well-known coder and webmaster etLux* says about Clear Desk: "It's a miracle!" -- and if anyone would know, he would.

"Before Clear Desk, ugly icons cluttered my entire desktop, reminding me of all the work I had to do.  And they looked messy. I hate messy."

But with just one click, all that changed. Read on...

"It's just astounding.  Clear Desk has changed my life.  One quick download and an easy, instant install... and quite frankly, I'm a completely new man!  Even my love life is better -- but more on that later.

"I used to just sit there, befuddled and depressed, looking at all those icons, all the links and programs they represented.  Some days I'd just break down and cry, unable to even guess where I should begin."

Easy To Use

"But with Clear Desk?  Hey, one click on the convenient system tray icon -- and bang!  All those desktop icons disappear!  And me?  I kick back and stick my feet up on my desk, completely oblivious to the ton of work I have to do.

"Even better, when I set the option for run on start-up?  Whap!  The whole ugly, insidious, evil mess of horrid icons is gone, gone, gone as soon as my system boots!

"Once in a while, I click on the Clear Desk system tray icon to show the desktop icons again, normally -- just to remind myself of how good things are now -- but usually, I just click them off again, and put my feet back up on my desk."

Protection From Prying Eyes

"Probably just as important is what this did for my mother-in-law problem. (She's an officer in the company.)

"Nag, nag, nag, always looking over my shoulder.  But now?  My desktop is protected from her ceaselessly prying eyes.  She comes in the office?  Click!  All the desktop icons are gone.  I tell her that means all my work is done, and -- she goes away.

"That kind of peace and quiet -- to me, it's just priceless!  And think what I am saving on Prozac®, Paxil®, and Zoloft® without her depressing influence..."

A More Relaxed, Gratifying Life-Style

"One of the greatest benefits, though, is how much more relaxed I am.  With my feet up on the desk all the time, I get plenty of rest throughout the day... and no longer go home exhausted and grumpy.

"Because of that, my wife just adores Clear Desk, and wants to nominate the developers for a Nobel Prize.  I'm a changed person, she says, a pleasure to live with, now -- the very image of amiability.

"What she likes most, though, is what happens after the lights go out.  No longer tired and distracted, she says I've become a love dynamo!

"In my opinion, even Viagra® is no match for Clear Desk!"

Free To Try, Cheap To Buy

Well!  Mr. etLux has certainly painted an inspiring picture about how Clear Desk changed his life. 

And now you, too, are only moments away from having all the same astonishing benefits -- clear your desktop of those pesky, annoying icons with nothing but a click, even have them vanish when your system boots, or click them on and off at will.

But that's not all!

Perhaps the very best thing about Clear Desk is that there is no obligation to buy.  Download and install Clear Desk.  Try it and use it as long as you want.  Then, if you decide to keep it, use the simple menu link in Clear Desk to register the application.  Registration is still only an incredibly inexpensive... $9.95

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Download Now!

Click on the link below to download your very own copy of Clear Desk.  When the dialogue opens, save the cd3001.exe to any spare folder on your hard drive.  Locate the cd3001.exe in your Windows Explorer directory, then double-click on the file.  This is a standard install; simply follow the quick, easy instructions on your screen.

 

Technical Information
Download Size 262K
81 seconds @28K
36 seconds @ 56K
Broadband <5 seconds
System Requirements
Windows®XP Home or Pro
221K disk space
(uninstaller included)

 

Disclaimers and Notes

Testimonials by individuals reflect their personal experiences.  Your experiences may differ.
D3Q.com makes no implied or expressed guarantees concerning increases in sexual satisfaction or potency,
 improvements in life experiences, or enhancements to your quality (or quantity) of life.

Clear Desk is not a registered software utility for compliance with HIPAA privacy stipulations,
though the absence of desktop icons may conceivably have a calmative effect on medical office secretaries.

* Usually you change people's names to protect the innocent.  But we don't much like etLux, anyway.

Windows® is a registered trademark of Microsoft® Corp. Microsoft® is also a registered trademark of
Microsoft® Corp. To the best of our knowledge, Microsoft® has not yet registered the letters of the
alphabet as trademarks, though this may be pending.

Prozac®, Paxil®, and Zoloft® are prescription drugs, and the names belong to their respective manufacturers.
We neither endorse nor recommend them, though physicians lately seem enormously fond of them.